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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am puke

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.

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  ....you got kicked INTO a party??

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?

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