And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing