So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.