I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize