HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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