just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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