I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I need a beard to bite.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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