I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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