Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
