you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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