I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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