cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i think i have herpe
just one?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
