awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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