Don't you send me to vm
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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