and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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