note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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