I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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