i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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