Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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