i don't plan on having that self control this summer
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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