STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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