I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Found the puke drawer
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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