saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So vagazzling was a success
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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