windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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