I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
vagina is talking i cant
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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