pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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