Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.