you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.