my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We have started to decorate penises.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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