oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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