he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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