My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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