some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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