i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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