I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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