But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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