i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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