Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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