Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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