doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I party with great urgency now.
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