people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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