I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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