Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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