i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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