Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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