Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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