he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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