every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
