Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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