just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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