making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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