Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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