I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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