so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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