You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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