No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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