Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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